Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Farmville is her only friend.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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