my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
dude. I can hear the air.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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