About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's blow job season.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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