Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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