So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Randomize
