We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
is wine microwaveable?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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