If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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