Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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