On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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