some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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