fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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