Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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