Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
