what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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