so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Randomize
