Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
well you can't waste a boner
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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