Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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