Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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