We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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