if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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