My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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