Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I wish I only lived at night.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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