Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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