i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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