Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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