I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Randomize
