Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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