you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Randomize