u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
