pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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