I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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