bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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