It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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