Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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