is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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