Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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