It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
