i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
