I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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