Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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