I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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