Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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