if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
