You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I have so many feelings about this burrito
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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