I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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