sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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