so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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