I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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