That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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