is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I need moral support for this bender
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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