Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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