what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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