i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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