Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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