You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Randomize
