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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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