North Korea, Best Korea!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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